Trevor Noah: Marjorie Taylor Greene Has a Lot to Learn


“Additionally, as a result of herd immunity is often thought-about to be achieved at someplace between 70 and 80 p.c, so New York State will elevate just about all Covid restrictions, together with remaining capability limits, social distancing and cleansing and disinfecting mandates — which signifies that Pizza Rat can lastly dine inside once more.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“And as a New Yorker, I’m livid in regards to the tables not being six ft aside. In New York, eating places put tables so shut collectively that you just’re principally consuming collectively. If you happen to’re subsequent to a few breaking apart, oh now you’re a part of the breakup. When dinner’s over, now you gotta go assist him get his stuff out of her house.” — TREVOR NOAH

“So if we’re all going to pack into locations once more, let’s not less than preserve these plexiglass partitions, please! They preserve you separated from different individuals, and it enables you to faux that you just’re a hockey participant sitting in a penalty field, you already know? Makes me really feel cool. I’m not simply consuming a hamburger, I’m serving two minutes for cross-checking.” — TREVOR NOAH

“The excellent news is the partitions might be gone; the unhealthy information is, they’re going again to the place they got here from: the urinals.” — JIMMY FALLON

Ariana Grande and Marissa Jaret Winokur joined James Corden for a “Hairspray” parody, “No Lockdowns Anymore.”



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