In an internet unique posted Sunday, the host bemoaned the shortage of thrilling new cereals available on the market. He hailed an outdated favourite, Reese’s Puffs, as one of many final to genuinely trigger a stir.
“The purpose is, when was the final time cereal information penetrated the mainstream since then? I’ll inform ya ― it fucking hasn’t!” Oliver stated.
He went on to reward the “one good cereal business” within the final decade ― a Frosted Flakes spot through which Tony the Tiger and Shaquille O’Neal debate who loves the cereal extra.
“That’s, begin to end, an ideal cereal business,” Oliver stated. “In simply half a minute, it establishes a world through which Tony the Tiger exists, has a handsomely adorned dwelling workplace, together with a customized Tony nameplate, apparently video chats Shaquille O’Neal each single morning for breakfast and that they love one another. That may be a extra richly detailed cinematic universe than what Marvel has made in 13 fucking years.”
Cautious, John, that universe has a man who could make half of civilization disappear in a rush.